At last, the long wait is over. This week we post the final track from our digitally recorded, thoughtfully afforded debut MVP. We've had a whole lot of fun over the past six weeks - thank you so much for being a part of our startup shenanigans as we aim to shake up an industry that hasn't rocked for far too long. 

This week we drop the final track that we send out to every hacker that has found themselves on the wrong side of an exploited relationship. When you put your heart into production, you're at constant risk of getting pwn3t - this one goes out to all of you who have found yourselves in a relationship that feels a lot like an OpenSSL vulnerability.

This one's called "Heartbleed."

LISTEN ON YOUR FAVORITE SERVICE

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• Google Play
• Amazon
• Rdio
• Spotify
• SoundCloud

You can find the lyrics up ...

The penultimate track from our debut record MVP comes straight from our hearts and sent over a tapped wire to our good friends in the American intelligence community. Folks who may have heard our prototypical escapades a while back might remember the demo tape that started Adventure Capitalists with a love ballad called "No Spoilers Allowed." Our minimum viable record would not have been complete without revisiting the track and giving it a full band workup, complete with blistering honky-tonk solo.

Share with every spook you know and let them know how much you appreciate their vigilant recording in the name of our freedom.

Tasty links to consume what the government doesn't want you to hear:

• iTunes
• Google Play
• Spotify
• Rdio
• SoundCloud

Caught up on your TV watching and feeling bold? Scope the lyrics right here on Genius.

Another week, another release from AdCap's debut MVP and this go round we got a ditty resonant with anyone who has the misfortune of using this Internet. A Jekyll and Hyde story about the horrible person we all become at one time or another surfing the information superhighway, "Someone on the Internet (Is Wrong)" is now available for you to troll your way to the Labor Day weekend.

In addition to our myriad free download options, this track is available on the go wherever fine waveforms are streamed:

• iTunes
• Google Play
• Amazon
• Spotify
• Rdio

Lyrics are also up on Genius.

Before we get to this week's release from our first record MVP, the firm feels it needs to clear the air given today's news.

1. Rob Spectre never knowingly signed up for Ashley Madison.
2. All adcap.biz emails found in the recent dump represent due diligence for a passed investment.
3. We will not comment on any of the 47 transactions listed in the dump.
4. If you'd avoid using our company card, you'd be doing us a solid. Our Netflix subscriptions are due this month and we'd be way bummed if we couldn't finish Wet Hot American Summer.

And now, serious business.

"I'm Not Sick" is now available for your digital consumption. A rocker track for everyone that has had to explain the bags under their eyes after another 90 hour week, you can find our latest for download on every service on the Good ...

My assistant brought it to my attention this morning that people out there are still buying music. I couldn't believe it, so I asked my Starbucks barista if this was true and his shrug told me everything I needed to know. He's a millenial - he understands this market. So, James and I called a few people and Adventure Capitalists is now available on every music service that matters. 

Just search "Adventure Capitalists" on the service of your choice or click one of the links below:

• iTunes
• Google Play
• SoundCloud
• Spotify
• Rdio

We're told we're probably on a bunch of others, but my associate can't figure out how to sign up for a Tidal account.

Guess we shouldn't have passed on that Spotify C round.

Today is an important day for our industry. After many months of stealth-mode fundraising, James Dennis and I are proud to announce our first investment vehicle, Adventure Capitalists. A four chord nanofund investing in rock and roll with tasty tracks talking about the startup game. We're very excited to share what we've been working on with you and our opening salvo in our artillery battery is the first track off of our debut EP, appropriately dubbed MVP.

Today is #WFHDay. That means if you are sitting right now in your cubicle somewhere, slogging away in an air conditioned office, dressed to impress and listening to Phil Collins on some shite radio off in the distance, it is time to pull and deskflip and declare to God and sundry that today is the day you are working for home.

Our first track is an anthem to all of you ...