About Us

Dissatisfied with the returns from your current portfolio and punk rock bands?


Adventure Capitalists is a bold, disruptive approach to your four chord, high risk equity positions. Is it a punk band shredding tasty licks about startup tech? Or is it an investment vehicle playing music from your older brother's six disc CD changer in his Chevy Cavalier?


Our thesis transcends your labels.


Besides, where else are you going to put your money right now? Gold?


Our Founders Get 110%

We give every founder in our portfolio our absolute all, with an additional thousand basis points.


Whether they want it or not.

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Punk
65%
Hardcore
25%
Startup Jokes
20%
Actual Investment Knowledge
5%

Our Commitment to Founders

Be Like Apple

Every board meeting we ask you why something you're doing isn't more like Apple, regardless of context.

New Shiny

We only take pitches from companies using programming languages less than two years old. How can you innovate if you're not patching your runtime three times every sprint?

Inappropriate Competition

We always invite our portfolio to weekend soccer friendlies, so we can take the match entirely too seriously and cleat our founders until they quit in disgust.

Due Diligence? Y?

We reply to every recently accelerated startup with an uncapped note, sight unseen. Please let us invest. Pretty please?

Global Network

By "global network" we mean "one of our partners went to China once in his gap year before business school."

Be Like Apple

Seriously. Why aren't you more like Apple, already?Be Like Apple


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Partners

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Songs

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Dollars Under Management

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Startups Worked At